I have many titles in my home.  These are my latest favorites- although I am looking for some help in these departments also.  Any volunteers?
Toilet Flusher in Chief- The only person capable of flushing toilets.  This does require and extraordanite amount of skill and precise pressure applied.  I’ve been practicing for many years to know […]

Cori: “My favorite animals are horses and gerbils.”
Looks at me.
“Do you know what my favorite animals are?”
Me: “uh, horses and gerbils?”
Cori: “Nope, horses and gerbils.”
Me: “isn’t that what I just said?”
Cori: “I thought I heard you say dogs”
Maybe we should get her hearing checked…