How I torment my kids Archive
Food Dye Clean out
16 Comments Published by amberlicious March 4th, 2010 in How I torment my kids, Indoctrinating my kids, What I'm making my kids eatOne of my children has been ‘pre-diagnosed’ with ADHD and Dyslexia. Three of my four children wet the bed. (The younger three). I was talking with a friend at belly dancing and she was saying how they’ve seen huge improvements in behavior and bedwetting by cutting out artificial dyes. I figure it’s worth a shot […]
I’m a little bummed- and The Punishment
21 Comments Published by amberlicious January 27th, 2010 in How I torment my kids, How my kids torment me, Sometimes I'm smartI’ve not made any money today. None. Of course on the bright side someone else has picked up toilet flushing responsibility. I’ll have to look for a new source of revenue.
On to Megan’s ‘retraining’ or ‘punishment’.
Remember the yelling, the screaming, the tantruming, the anger. Oh- the constant anger. She’s 7. Not 13. Shocking I know. […]
My New Source of Revenue
10 Comments Published by amberlicious January 26th, 2010 in How I torment my kidsI’m now charging for my toilet flushing services. $.25 a pop from the three youngest. No one will own up to it so they’ll all be held responsible. I’m going to be rich- or they’ll finally start flushing. I call that a win/win.
My Prestigious Titles
19 Comments Published by amberlicious September 16th, 2009 in Favorite Posts, How I torment my kids, How my kids torment meI have many titles in my home. These are my latest favorites- although I am looking for some help in these departments also. Any volunteers?
Toilet Flusher in Chief- The only person capable of flushing toilets. This does require and extraordinary amount of skill and precise pressure applied. I’ve been practicing for many years to know […]
An Apology
10 Comments Published by amberlicious June 12th, 2009 in How I torment my kids, Mostly pictures, Sometimes I'm smart, blah blah blahI’m not a very good blogger lately. I’ll give you some photographic odds and ends to chew on while I work on a real post.
First of all a few weeks ago when it was summer (rather then whatever this 60 degrees and rainy in June thing is) the kids were bored. Not just my […]
