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One of my children has been ‘pre-diagnosed’ with ADHD and Dyslexia.  Three of my four children wet the bed.  (The younger three).  I was talking with a friend at belly dancing and she was saying how they’ve seen huge improvements in behavior and bedwetting by cutting out artificial dyes.  I figure it’s worth a shot […]

I’ve not made any money today. None.  Of course on the bright side someone else has picked up toilet flushing responsibility.  I’ll have to look for a new source of revenue.
On to Megan’s ‘retraining’ or ‘punishment’.
Remember the yelling, the screaming, the tantruming, the anger.  Oh- the constant anger. She’s 7.  Not 13. Shocking I know.  […]

I’m now charging for my toilet flushing services.  $.25 a pop from the three youngest.  No one will own up to it so they’ll all be held responsible.  I’m going to be rich- or they’ll finally start flushing.  I call that a win/win.

I have many titles in my home.  These are my latest favorites- although I am looking for some help in these departments also.  Any volunteers?
Toilet Flusher in Chief- The only person capable of flushing toilets.  This does require and extraordinary amount of skill and precise pressure applied.  I’ve been practicing for many years to know […]

I’m not a very good blogger lately.  I’ll give you some photographic odds and ends to chew on while I work on a real post.
First of all a few weeks ago when it was summer (rather then whatever this 60 degrees and rainy in June thing is) the kids were bored. Not just my […]