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By the Numbers- Virginia Beach or Bust!

71 hours, 26 minutes - that’s straight driving time- not counting potty breaks, food breaks and sanity breaks

4707.02 miles (insane? yes we are)

7 people in the car on the way there

8 people in the car on the way home

4 children

2 children in a stage of potty training

13 + 1 states and the District of Columbia we’ll be driving through

8 hours until we leave

8 hours I need to use packing

31 relatives at our first Maple Family Reunion

11 days we’ll be gone

7 days that we’ll be spending a significant portion of the day driving

Virginia Beach here we COME!!

Can someone send me some prozac?

13 Responses to “By the Numbers- Virginia Beach or Bust!”

  1. I must say it…you’re nuts!?!?!?!?! LOL! Good luck! I hope the kids cooperate for you!

  2. Yer gonna need more that Prozac.

  3. Sounds fun?!?

    Good Luck!

  4. Oh Amber, that makes me too tired to think about! I am dreading going to Cedar City tomorrow and wondering how I am going to make the 2 1/2 hr drive!

  5. I’m so glad you’re doing it! We want you there!

  6. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Hmmmm. Have fun! Beach? YES! Kids in car for 7 days? I’ll leave that to you. Wendi

  7. I was going to say the EXACT same thing as Char…you’re gonna need something much stronger than Prozac

  8. Crazy. Make sure to take lots of pictures so we can laugh at you later, uh I mean laugh with you.

  9. Um, good luck with that.

    P.S. You’re NUTS!!

  10. When my parents drove cross country with their 6 kids it was only to move, never for a “pleasure” trip. Congratulations and good luck!

  11. And get some of those noise-canceling headphones! They are great, even when you’re not listening to music, just trying to drown out all the whining you’ll be hearing.

  12. ARE YOU INSANE? I THOUGHT WE WERE CRAZY FOR DRIVING TO COLORADO AND IT’S ONLY ABOUT 11-12 HOURS. You’ll have fun though. Oh, are you still at the apartment address? Ryan has a blessing certificate he needs to send you.

  13. Eleven days?! My wee tiny attention span is seriously suffering here. I read through ever single post in your archives, and it’s still not enough.

    Hurry back!

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