Psst!

I’m still here.  I don’t know what my problem is.  I’ve certainly laid around enough to have time to blog.  Right? Well the answer to that is yes.  I finally figured out my memory card problem- apparently the problem is my internal card reader- not the card itself.  Of course I figured this out AFTER spending $15.00 on a new card. (Angry face). An external reader was only $8.88 at the house of Wall and now we’re back in business!  Woo!

You’d think.

Here’s the problem- I am a ‘catcher upper’ which is why in my pre blogging days when I journaled the old fashioned way (you know- to myself) I would spend hours and hours ‘catching up’ when I slacked.  So I have post overload- which means my writing gets less interesting (if that’s possible) and gets pretty picture heavy (I don’t know- that’s probably a good thing right?) and I serial post- which annoys me when I do it.

Clearly I have issues.  Sigh.  Here’s my list.

My talk in church (sorry for you non interested people)
First day of preschool
Megan’s birthday
Visit from the SIL
Soccer
My weeklong birthday extravaganza (still in process baby!)
Parent teacher conferences (I know- super exciting!!)  ;)
My garden progress
plus at least one misc post

Until then (hopefully www.soggycheerios.com/wp-admin/post-new.php) here is a picture to tide you over.  I asked Annika to empty the dishwasher tonight after dinner so it could be reloaded.  She happily agreed to (SHOCKING!!) I found her like this:

From Soggy Cheerios

I also have a joke to share that I don’t know who authored. But it’s funny, and politically neutral (although I’m not. ;) )

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

‘Welcome to heaven,’ says St. Peter. ‘Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.’

‘No problem, just let me in,’ says the man.

‘Well, I’d like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.’

‘Really, I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,’ says the senator.

‘I’m sorry, but we have our rules.’

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises…

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

‘Now it’s time to visit heaven.’

So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

‘Well, then, you’ve spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.’

The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: ‘Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.’ So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

Now the doors of the elevator open and he’s in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. ‘I don’t understand,’ stammers the senator. ‘Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there’s just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?’

The devil looks at him, smiles and says,
‘Yesterday we were campaigning… today you voted.’


11 Responses to “Psst!”  

  1. 1 Kristina

    What an excellent way to get out of dish duty!

    Love the joke.

    Kristina’s last blog post..Does Your Face Hurt? Well, It’s Killin’ Me!

  2. 2 jill

    Funny!
    For every election, for the rest of my life, I will think of that joke.

    You must work your kids really hard t have them fall asleep while doing dishes;)

    jill’s last blog post..Reason 864 of why I’m so tired

  3. 3 Sabra

    good joke.

    love that picture of Annika. she is SO blond!

    and screw catching up, just post :)
    Sabra’s last blog post..Sticks and stones…

  4. 4 angie larkin

    How on the earth did she fall asleep like that? So cute.

    angie larkin’s last blog post..The Wrath of G Snizzle

  5. 5 Char

    You’d better get back to posting….some of us are bored!

    Char’s last blog post..Random cell phone message that I’m pretty sure wasn’t for me

  6. 6 Eowyn

    That joke made my day. . .Or at least it would have if it weren’t so painfully true.

    Glad to see you back!

    Eowyn’s last blog post..It’s gone.

  7. 7 Maria

    Missed ya! That joke is pretty funny…

  8. 8 Brenda

    I can’t tell you how much I love that picture! It boggles my mind how a person could even physically do that!!

    I’m jealous of your birthday extravaganza. Mine is two days after Christmas, which pretty much curtails any extravaganza, even though I’m sure no one but me has ever had a desire to extravaganzate it. Be grateful for your birthday’s decided holiday neutrality.

    All the cookies are gone now. I love love loved them.

  9. 9 Mom

    Love that sweet Annika. She sure has been delightfully willing to help lately!

    Loved the joke also. So true. Love ya.

  10. 10 Jo

    I love it. And awfully, it is true!

    Jo’s last blog post..Who Are You, Part Deux With Pictures

  11. 11 Sarah

    Loved the joke! It’s funny how politicians promise so many things, when it’s really the entire body of congress that needs to be promising things if they are really going to happen. Not the president. I am a catch up blogger too, by the way.